“- George Banks: Swans?
- Annie Banks: Yes, Frank thought it'd be nice to have swans waddling around the tulip border.
- George Banks: We don't have a tulip border.
- Andrea - the Florist: [handing him a bill] You will.”
Steve Martin - George Banks
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks
Martha Gehman - Andrea - the Florist

“I have $7.35. I'd like to put some of it in a T-bill, some of it into the stock market - and the rest I'd just like to save for a rainy day.”
Annette Bening - Susan Anderson

“I'm gonna teach you to hate spending money. I'm gonna make you so sick of spending money that the mere sight of it will make you wanna throw up!”
Hume Cronyn - Rupert Horn

“- Jim Bennett: My family don't make the money because they pay up easily.
- Neville Baraka: Apparently that's genetic.”
Mark Wahlberg - Jim Bennett
Michael Kenneth Williams - Neville Baraka

“- Terry Collins: I noticed you got a gold watch.
- Joe Blake: It's an 18 karat gold watch.
- Terry Collins: I don't give a shit how many karats it is.
- Joe Blake: 36 grand. It's no big deal.
- Terry Collins: Did you ever think about asking someone for the time? It's a lot cheaper.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Terry Collins
Bruce Willis - Joe Blake