“It's easy to be skinny on a desert island.”
Tim Robbins - Mike

“- Kool: Too damn skinny. You can see their bones and stuff, they look like bicycles. I want a woman that looks like a Cadillac.
- Buffy: I know what you mean.”

Damon Wimbley - Kool
Darren Robinson - Buffy

“- Mrs. Aaron: That shirt makes you look fat.
- James Aaron: That's because I am fat.
- Mrs. Aaron: You're not fat!
- James Aaron: If anything, I make the shirt look fat!”
Mina Kolb - Mrs. Aaron
Jeff Garlin - James Aaron

“I feel totally abandon in a place that values physical prowess over mental acuity. I can't wait until all of that changes in the real world.”
Adam Busch - Geeky Guy

“You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were smart for a second.”
Daryl Mitchell - Tommy Webber