“- Crawl: Where are you from?
- Becca: South Dakota.
- Crawl: Fresh off the farm, oh my God, I can't believe it. Right across the hallway. Hallelujah. So you're inbred?
- Becca: What?
- Crawl: You know, where your mom's your dad, and your dad's your brother.”
Pauly Shore - Crawl
Carla Gugino - Rebecca Warner

“You always ignore me! Ever since I was 7-years-old for Halloween and I dressed up as a carrot and you two snuck off without me. I'm just as much a part of this family as either of you... and I wanna fight!”

Lisa Kudrow - Maddy Mozell

“Playboy is a very special magazine, Dorothy. There's no other magazine like it. All the writers, editors, photographers, all the girls, et cetera, we all have a very special relationship. It's not like any other magazine. We're all like a... well, we're just like a family.”
Keith Hefner - Photographer

“- India Stoker: What do you want from me?
- Charles Stoker: To be friends.
- India Stoker: We don't need to be friends. We're family.”
Mia Wasikowska - India Stoker

“You're my mother. You're my father. You're my mother. You're my whole family. You're even my friend, Gloria. You're my girlfriend too.”
John Adames - Phil Dawn