“- Eddie: Do you plan on going up against a destroyer with only one fish in the tube and busted motor?
- Lieutenant Andrew Tyler: Yes, I am, Eddie.
- Lt. Hirsch: How wise is that, Lieutenant?
- Lieutenant Andrew Tyler: Not very.”
Terrence 'T.C.' Carson - Steward Eddie Carson
Matthew McConaughey - Lt. Andrew Tyler
Jake Weber - Lt. Hirsch

“I know just what you're thinking: evaluate the situation, calculate potential losses, and take appropriate action. Well, let me do that for you: situation is hopeless, losses would be... unacceptable, so the appropriate action is for you to do nothing and keep your fucking mouth shut.”

Powers Boothe - Joshua Foss

“- Professor Abraham Van Helsing: Mr. Morris, your bullets will not harm him. He must be beheaded. I suggest you use your big Bowie knife.
- Quincey P. Morris: Well, I wasn't plannin' on getting that close, Doc.”

Philip Anthony Hopkins - Abraham Van Helsing
Billy Campbell - Quincey P. Morris

“Deterrence is the art of producing, in the mind of the enemy… the fear to attack!”
Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove

“Mister President, we must not allow a mine shaft gap!”
George C. Scott - Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson