“- Ace: So, is Kit short for Katherine?
- Kit: Yes. Is Ace short for... Ace-a-rooney?”
Justin Bartha - Ace
Zooey Deschanel - Kit

“Why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.”

Vince Vaughn - Beanie

“I see in you a man too perfect to be really true. Do I want you because you're wonderful? Or are you wonderful because I want you?”

Brandy Norwood - Cinderella

“- Nick Acropolis: Rose! Rose, I am trying again. Will you please accept these flowers?
- Rose Muldoon: I don't want them. And I don't date Greeks.
- Nick Acropolis: You know, you and I could make each other so happy. Greek men are great lovers.
- Rose Muldoon: And Greek men never bathe.”
Anthony Quinn - Nick Acropolis
Maureen O'Hara - Rose Muldoon

“- Wade Handler: Did you think it was odd that, he still liked her a lot, and she hadn't really show him any real interest in over two years?
- Mousy Julie: I thought it was the opposite of odd. Guys are drawn to her like bugs surround a bug lamp. For four years I've had the privilege of watching it.”
Benjamin Bratt - Wade Handler
Melanie Lynskey - Mousy Julie