“Do you know, Bernadette, if you and the other so-called members of the top 10 would spend half the time on your books that you do down at that inn, you could all be in Harvard tomorrow?”
Frances Hyland - Mrs. Patterson

“I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores! Right?”
Redman - Jamal King

“- Larry Kroger: What are you majoring in?
- Brunella: Primitive cultures.”

Tom Hulce - Larry Kroger
Eliza Roberts - Brunella

“- Dawn Weiner: I don't want to go to Disney World.
- Mark Weiner: Don't be stupid. If nothing else, it'll look good on your college résumé.”
Heather Matarazzo - Dawn Wiener
Matthew Faber - Mark Wiener

“- Shaun: I have to go to college.
- Cindy: Why?
- Shaun: Because it's what you do after high school.”
Colin Hanks - Shaun Brumder
Catherine O'Hara - Cindy Beugler