“- Carol Lipton: Did you see this? This man in Missouri killed twelve victims, dismembered them, and ate them.
- Larry Lipton: Really? Well, it's an alternative lifestyle.”
Diane Keaton - Carol Lipton
Woody Allen - Larry Lipton

“We won't kill indiscriminately. No... selectively. We don't want to break up families.”
Robert Carlyle - Col. Ives

“I'm not going to kill her. I'm just gonna rip her to shreds and let her choke on her own blood... and then maybe I'll eat her.”
Judy Greer - Joanie

“- Trash: Do you ever wonder about all the different ways of dying? You know, violently? And wonder, like, what would be the most horrible way to die?
- Spider: I try not too think about dying too much.
- Trash: Mm. Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around me, and start biting and eating me alive.”
Linnea Quigley - Trash
Miguel A. Núñez Jr. - Spider

“- Hades: Pain. Panic. Got a little riddle for you. How do you kill a god?
- Pain: I do not... know.
- Panic: You can't... they're immortal?
- Hades: Bingo, they're immortal. So the first thing we gotta do is make the little sunspot... mortal.”

James Woods - Hades
Bobcat Goldthwait - Pain
Matt Frewer - Panic