“We won't kill indiscriminately. No... selectively. We don't want to break up families.”
Robert Carlyle - Col. Ives

“- Carol Lipton: Did you see this? This man in Missouri killed twelve victims, dismembered them, and ate them.
- Larry Lipton: Really? Well, it's an alternative lifestyle.”
Diane Keaton - Carol Lipton
Woody Allen - Larry Lipton

“I'm not going to kill her. I'm just gonna rip her to shreds and let her choke on her own blood... and then maybe I'll eat her.”
Judy Greer - Joanie

“- Trash: Do you ever wonder about all the different ways of dying? You know, violently? And wonder, like, what would be the most horrible way to die?
- Spider: I try not too think about dying too much.
- Trash: Mm. Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around me, and start biting and eating me alive.”
Linnea Quigley - Trash
Miguel A. Núñez Jr. - Spider

“- Hades: Pain. Panic. Got a little riddle for you. How do you kill a god?
- Pain: I do not... know.
- Panic: You can't... they're immortal?
- Hades: Bingo, they're immortal. So the first thing we gotta do is make the little sunspot... mortal.”

James Woods - Hades
Bobcat Goldthwait - Pain
Matt Frewer - Panic