“- John Gustafson: I'm cold.
- Max Goldman: Here's some matches. Set yourself on fire.”
Jack Lemmon - John Gustafson
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“No matter what anyone says, don't trust them.”
Liam Neeson - Bryan Mills

“It's not easy being a cast-iron bitch. It takes discipline, and years of training... a lot of people don't appreciate that.”
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio - Lindsey Brigman

“I think a little endive went down the wrong tube.”
Dom DeLuise - Tiger

“I'm not bitter. I'm mad as hell.”
Kimberly Elise - Helen