“It is not going well! This is what comes of telling the truth, or even part of it. You know, getting what you deserve is totally unfair.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

- Peter Malloy: One day I just clicked. I said: "Mom, dad, Sparky, I'm gay".
- Howard Brackett: So what happened?
- Peter Malloy: My mom cried, for exactly 10 seconds, my boss said: "Who cares?", and my dad said: "But you're so tall".
Tom Selleck - Peter Malloy
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett

“- Eddie Mannix: Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
- Priest: How long since your last confession, son?
- Eddie Mannix: 27 hours.
- Priest: It's really too often. You're not that bad.”
Josh Brolin - Eddie Mannix
Robert Pike Daniel - Catholic Clergyman

“The Catholic Church should go to confession, not you!”
Steve Coogan - Martin Sixsmith

“- Newt Dobbs: Gus, are you sure the Captain is my father?
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Yep, he is.
- Newt Dobbs: He ain't never mentioned it.
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Well, Woodrow ain't much of a mentioner.”
Ricky Schroder - Newt Dobbs
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae