“- Young Man in Hospital: What you in for, brother?
- Harry Monroe: There's got to be some kind of confusion. They say my appendix grew back; but, I had it taken out years ago. What about you?
- Young Man in Hospital: I came in for a hernia operation. They cut off one of my nuts by mistake.
- Harry Monroe: Say what!”
Franklyn Ajaye - Young Man in Hospital
Richard Pryor - Harry Monroe

“I always had a feeling that healing-any-injury thing was bullshit.”
Garry Shandling - Harold Anderson

“- Bwick Elias: Sometimes I feel things Lucy.
- Lucy Ackerman: What you feel, I treat.”
Ben Stiller - Bwick Elias
Sarah Jessica Parker - Lucy Ackerman

“I said, massage clockwise. Migranes are bad enough without your incompetence.”

John Larroquette - Lawrence Van Dough

“- William Lightbody: They're dead! They've been electrocuted!
- Endymion Hart-Jones: Rather a severe cure for flatulence, I do admit.”
Matthew Broderick - William Lightbody
John Neville - Endymion Hart-Jones