“- Frank Wagstaff: Dad, let me congratulate you. I'm proud to be your son.
- Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff: My boy, you took the words right out of my mouth. I'm ashamed to be your father. You're a disgrace to our family name of Wagstaff, if such a thing is possible.”
Zeppo Marx - Frank Wagstaff
Groucho Marx - Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff

“- Andie: Blow.
- Ben: What?
- Andie: Nobody likes Mr. Sniffles!
- Tony: Oh, yeah I hate, Mr. Sniffles.
- [laughing Ben blows]
- Andie: Oh, white! healthy boy, healthy boy.”

Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Adam Goldberg - Tony

“- Meg Altman: It's disgusting how much I love you.
- Sarah Altman: Tell me about it.”

Jodie Foster - Meg Altman
Kristen Stewart - Sarah Altman

“- Ben's Dad: I love you. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.
- Ben Stone: I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you?
- Ben's Dad: Yes.
- Ben Stone: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you...”
Harold Ramis - Ben's dad
Seth Rogen - Ben Stone

“How can you stand here beside me and pretend not to remember? Not to know that my heart is breaking for you? That your face is the wonderful light burning in all this darkness?”

Laurence Olivier - Heathcliff