“- Guildenstern: I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
- Rosencrantz: Or just as mad.”
Tim Roth - Guildenstern
Gary Leonard Oldman - Rosencrantz

“- Jack: Algy, you're always talking nonsense.
- Algy: It's better than listening to it.”
Colin Firth - Jack
Rupert Everett - Algy

“- Xavier Quinn: You think Maubee did it? Cut a man's head off?
- Jump Jones: That fucker, he does that! That's why he's like that!
- Xavier Quinn: Try and make sense when you talk, Jump.”
Denzel Washington - Xavier Quinn
Art Evans - Jump Jones

“Boy, you mix drinks as bad as you mix metaphors, you'd be out of a job.”

Chris Cooper - Sam

“Talking about love is like dancing about architecture.”
Angelina Jolie - Joan