“The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world to go to hell.”
Humphrey Bogart

“Those two fellows we created, they were nice, very nice people. They never get anywhere because they are both so dumb, but they don't know they're dumb. One of the reasons why people like us, I guess, is because they feel superior to us.”
Oliver Hardy

“Dublin people think they are the center of the world and the center of Ireland. And they don't realize that people have to leave Ireland to get work.”
Martin McDonagh

“People always think success in show business gives them the right to be moral political arbiters.”
Joel Schumacher

“The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.”
Richard Burton