“- Inspector Dave Toschi: Hey, how do we know that this lead is real?
- Inspector William Armstrong: It's very real. How do I know? Because I saw it on TV.”
Mark Ruffalo - Inspector David Toschi
Anthony Edwards - Inspector William Armstrong

“Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!”
Willem Dafoe - Paul Smecker

“You gotta mix a little reality in with your imagination to achieve happiness in your life. And you've gotta overcome your programming - which in your case is a thirty-year-old television show.”
William Shatner - Bill

“Better on TV than on the streets.”

James Woods - Max Renn

“TV persons are flat and made of colors. But me and you are real.”
Jacob Tremblay - Jack