“- Rocky Balboa: You know. I've been running up and down these steps for 20 years, and I never knew there was valuable pictures in this building.
- Rocky Balboa Jr.: Well you’re never to old to learn something new. You’re gonna love Picasso.
- Rocky Balboa: Yeah, yeah, well I love almost everybody.”
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa
Sage Stallone - Rocky Balboa Jr.

“- Gredin: Technique will give way to expression.
- Donald Falk: Thank you.
- Gredin: Or expression will give way to expression.
- Donald Falk: You have some thoughts you'd like to share with us?
- Gredin: Me? Thoughts? Share? Nah, I couldn't possibly. I am here to listen and learn. Copy and conform.”

Johnathon Schaech - Gredin
Xander Berkeley - Donald Falk

“- Art Dealer: It appears to be of 12th century Tuscan design...
- Pistachio Disguisey: I knew it was old, you fool! Let me appraise you… you're an idiot. A complete and total idiot!”
Vincent Castellanos - Art Dealer
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“Just because a picture happens to be erotic, does not make it pornographic.”
Alison Steadman - Beverly

“If people would just look at the paintings, I don't think they would have any trouble enjoying them. It's like looking at a bed of flowers, you don't tear your hair out over what it means.”
Ed Harris - Jackson Pollock