“You do know it is a federal offense to destroy a United States Post Office?”

Richard Jenkins - Paul Harmon

“An office is no place to do business.”
Jeffrey Tambor - Vance Crasswell

“You're a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot!”

Jane Seymour Fonda - Judy Bernly

“- Doralee Rhodes: You know... I just don't get it, Dwayne.
- Dwayne Rhodes: What's that, honey?
- Doralee Rhodes: I'm as nice as I know how to be to every single person in that office. Everyone treats me like a... bastard at a family reunion.”
Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes
Jeffrey Douglas Thomas - Dwayne Rhodes

“I've got a gun out there in my purse. Up until now I've been forgiving and forgetting because of the way I was brought up, but I'll tell you one thing: if you ever say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I'm gonna get that gun of mine, and I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot!”

Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes