“- Recruiter: Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor? That's robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing.
- John: Convicted? No.
- Russell: Never convicted.”

William Lucking - Recruiter
Bill Murray - John
Harold Ramis - Russell

“If I go back to jail they gonna make me a woman!”

Tracy Morgan - LeeJohn

“I don't want to go to jail because there are robbers and rapers and rapers who rape robbers.”
Richard Pryor - Gus Gorman

“Do you know what happens to a cop in prison? You are brutalised every single day over and over... you become a human toilet.”
Leland Orser - Richard Thompson

“- Peter: In the joint, did you get butt-fucked?
- John Booth: It only hurts the first time.”
David Baerwald - Peter
David Morse - John Booth