“- Evelyn Couch: That's a low cholesterol meal. Happy Valentine's.
- Ed Couch: God! Are you trying to kill me?”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch
Gailard Sartain - Ed Couch

“Never underestimate the effect of a poor diet. Too much protein, not enough zinc. Next thing you know, you're cutting up bodies in the bathtub. I mean, look at Hitler. He was a vegetarian. The brother was seriously malnourished.”
Sean Patrick Thomas - Rudy

“- Waiter: Would you care for some hors-d'oeuvres, sir?
- Hrundi V. Bakshi: [takes his shoe] I am on a diet, but to hell with it!”

Peter Sellers - Hrundi V. Bakshi

“- Alexia: Today is definitely day one.
- Hayley: Day one of what?
- Alexia: My diet. Oh, excuse me. I mean your diet. A fruit and veggie fast. You're bloated.”

Katherine Heigl - Alexia Wheaton
Danielle Harris - Hayley Wheaton

“- Det. Barzak: What the fuck is that shit?
- Det. Hazeltine: Yogurt, yeast paste, lecithin; all the things you ought to be eating. Want some?
- Det. Barzak: No way, man. I'm on a low-mucous diet. You know that.”
Robert Carradine - Det. Barzak
Billy Dee Williams - Det. Hazeltine