“You can't write it if you don't know how it ends - Journalism 101.”
Joey Travolta - Newspaper Editor

“Listen to me Abbe and listen well. I've stared into the face of evil and I've lived to tell the tale and now, I beg you, for your sake, let me write it down.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Coulmier

“Everybody asks why I started at the end and worked back to the beginning, the reason is simple, I couldn't understand the beginning until I had reached the end.”
Alison Lohman - Astrid Magnussen

“- Bill Stevens: What you want is a ghostwriter.
- Joe Gurney: Nah no mystery stuff, just plain facts.”
James Stephenson - Bill Stevens
Humphrey Bogart - Joe Gurney

“- Bettina Barnes: Another lousy sci-fi flick. Berdine, I just can't identify with the Rat-Faced Girl from Mars.
- Berdine: Is it really that bad?
- Bettina Barnes: Honey, Lassie could fart out a better script.”
Kimberley Davies - Bettina Barnes
Danni Wheeler - Berdine