“- Bettina Barnes: Another lousy sci-fi flick. Berdine, I just can't identify with the Rat-Faced Girl from Mars.
- Berdine: Is it really that bad?
- Bettina Barnes: Honey, Lassie could fart out a better script.”
Kimberley Davies - Bettina Barnes
Danni Wheeler - Berdine

“- Sebastian: First I have to live a little so I have something to write about.
- Henrietta: So, for the time being, you're just going to live a little?
- Sebastian: No, I'm going to live a lot.”
Adrian Grenier - Sebastian Cole
Clark Gregg - Henrietta

“Everybody asks why I started at the end and worked back to the beginning, the reason is simple, I couldn't understand the beginning until I had reached the end.”
Alison Lohman - Astrid Magnussen

“- Veronika: I like your stories. I think you should write them down.
- Spud: You think?
- Veronika: Yeah. Just write them the way you say them. They're funny. I would like to read them.”
Anjela Nedyalkova - Veronika
Ewen Bremner - Spud

“You can't write it if you don't know how it ends - Journalism 101.”
Joey Travolta - Newspaper Editor