“Okay, please don’t take this the wrong way, but I’d rather swim butt-naked across the Ganges with a paper cut on my nipple and die a slow agonizing death from a viral infection than work with you.”
Kunal Nayyar - Raj Koothrappali

“- Sage: You know, you have a real anger problem.
- Elle Reid: No, no, I don't. I have an asshole problem. When people are assholes, I get angry.”
Julia Garner - Sage
Lily Tomlin - Elle Reid

“Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin.”
Jack Nicholson - Dr. Buddy Rydell

“We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb. They send in someone who looks like Santa Claus' fucking wife!”
Jason Statham - Rick Ford

“I don't speak with a stupid filmmaker about his poop fetish!”
Dieter Laser - Bill Boss