“My point is, sir, that you would not know a good creampuff if it jumped up and licked you on the ass.”
Stanley Tucci - Arthur

“This is key to understand the myth of male shyness. For while you think he is flattering you, he is actually flattering himself. Showing how open and honest and sensitive he is.”
Ashley Judd - Jane Goodale

Look at all the stars. You look up and you think, "God made all this and He remembered to make a little speck like me". It's kind of flattering, really.
Bill Paxton - Morgan Earp

“Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian.”
Jane Lynch - Calhoun

“If her own mother had a heart attack, she'd think it was less important than one of Lady Sylvia's farts.”

Emily Watson - Elsie