“- Peter Banning: I remember you being a lot bigger.
- Captain Hook: To a ten year-old I'm huge.”
Robin Williams - Peter Banning
Dustin Hoffman - Peter Banning

“- Zini: This monster's got no teeth! What's he gonna do? Gum us to death?
- Plio: Come on! Look at that sweet little face. Does that look like a monster to you?”

Max Casella - Zini
Alfre Woodard - Plio

“I don't wanna be the same as everybody else. That's why I'm a Mod, see? I mean, you gotta be somebody, ain't ya, or you might as well jump in the sea and drown.”
Phil Daniels - Jimmy

“- Emmett Richmond: You know what I thought when I first met you?
- Elle Woods: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?”
Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- Justin Matisse: You look terrible! You been drinking?
- Birdee Pruitt: Why does everybody keep asking me if I've been drinking? What? Is there like a coaster stuck to my butt or something?”
Harry Connick Jr. - Justin Matisse
Sandra Bullock - Birdee Pruitt