“He survived all those storms to be washed away by a few plastic lottery balls.”

David Kelly - Michael O'Sullivan

“- William: I've been left for dead twice... it was bad luck.
- Ballard: For who?
- William: The people who left me!”
Matt Damon - William
Willem Dafoe - Ballard

“- Gladstone: I wanted to inform the Doctor of her passing.
- Dolores: Passing what?”
Bernard Behrens - James Gladstone
Kathleen Turner - Dolores Benedict

“Jack! But, they said you were dead. You must be... double dead!”

Ken Page - Oogie Boogie

“- Frank Drebin: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
- Jane Spencer: Goodyear?
- Frank Drebin: No, the worst.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
Priscilla Presley - Jane Spencer