“I never help my kids and I never encourage them and I never give them any advice.”
Stellan Skarsgård

“It's the most amazing feeling to hold your child in your arms.”
Chris O'Donnell

“No more beer for Linda. Doubles for Jack, he's gonna be a father!”
Balthazar Getty - Ray Gauquin

“Natural childbirth means that no drugs will be administered into the female's body during the delivery. The father can have all he wants.”
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“- Bridget Jones: What about the first scan? Would that show when conception took place?
- Dr. Rawlings: No. Ring this number and fix a date. And do bring along the father if you can work out which one he is.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Emma Thompson - Dr Rawlings