“- Sheila Kingston: I'll catch you later, I gotta get a bikini wax.
- Fred Lavery: Ugh! Just stop telling me about that disgusting female stuff. No wonder you were never married.”
Rosie O'Donnell - Sheila
Dan Aykroyd - Fred

“- Song Liling: Why in Beijing opera are woman's roles traditionally played by men?
- Comrade Chin: I don't know. Most probably a remnant of the reactionary and patriarchal social structure.
- Song Liling: No. It's because only a man knows how a woman is supposed to act.”
John Lone - Song Liling
Shizuko Hoshi - Comrade Chin

“- Meredith Blake: Have you seen your father?
- Hallie: You talking to me?
- Meredith Blake: Who are you, Robert De Niro? Yes, I am talking to you.”

Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker

“- King Charles II: Why shouldn't we have women on stage? After all, the French have been doing it for years.
- Sir Edward Hyde: Whenever we're about to do something truly horrible, we always say that the French have been doing it for years.”
Rupert Everett - King Charles II
Edward Fox - Sir Edward Hyde

“I have respect for all races, but I'm very glad that I was born white. As a woman, it's the best race to be. Especially if you want to become an actress, like I do.”
Evan Rachel Wood - Kimberly Joyce