“- Lucy Whitmore: What are you doing?
- Henry Roth: Nothing, I was just getting some lint off for you...
- Lucy Whitmore: You were going for a feelski!
- Henry Roth: Alright, I'm sorry... But this is like the 23rd time we've made out already and... they're getting blue!”
Henry Roth - Lucy Whitmore
Adam Sandler - Henry Roth

“- Sally - Age 11: I hope I never fall in love, I hope I never fall in love, I hope I never fall in love.
- Gillian - Age 10: I can't wait to fall in love.”
Camilla Belle - Sally - Age 11
Lora Anne Criswell - Gillian - Age 10

“She's pert. If you like pert.”

Jennifer Tilly - Vicki

“Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. It responds like a snail to our impatience, then it races like a gazelle when you can't catch a breath.”
Jim Carrey - Adult Joe Wenteworth

“This is like waiting for your hatch day. It never seems to get any closer.”
Anndi McAfee - Cera