Old Hennesey's dying of the tuberculosis... so his missis sends for the priest to give him the last rites. So the priest arrives at the death bed and says: "Hennesey, do you renounce Satan?". "No" says Hennessey. "I do not". "You do not?" says the priest. "No" says Hennessey. "A man in my condition can't afford to make any enemies".
David O'Hara - Rock Mullaney

“- Harold: Who's having a go at me? Can you think of anyone who might have an old score to settle or something?
- Razors: Who's big enough to take you on?
- Harold: Well, there were a few.
- Razors: Like who?
- Harold: Yeah, they're all dead.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold
P.H. Moriarty - Razors

“- Lindus: How did you get behind the enemy line?
- Capt. John Boyd: I froze. I was scared.
- Lindus: Scared? You froze while the rest of your unit fought and died? What did you do then?
- Capt. John Boyd: I played dead.”
Bill Brochtrup - Lindus
Guy Pearce - Capt. John Boyd

“This is it! If it's our time to die, it's our time. If we have to give these bastards our lives... we give 'em hell before we do.”
Nathaniel Lees - Mifune

“- Chekov: Cloaking device now available on all flight modes.
- Kirk: I'm impressed - That's a lot of work for a short voyage.
- Chekov: We are in an enemy wessel, sir. I did not wish to be shot down on our way to our own funeral.
- Kirk: Good thinking.”
Walter Koenig - Chekov
William Shatner - James T. Kirk