“- Jack Deebs: I'm a cartoonist. I drew all this. I have visions. I translate this.
- Frank Harris: You do nothing, man. This place exists with or without you. You believe me, right? I'm not one of your creations.
- Jack Deebs: Right. You're not pretty enough.”
Gabriel Byrne - Jack Deebs
Brad Pitt - Detective Frank Harris

“- Bastian's Father: I got a call from your mathteacher, yesterday. She says that you were drawing horses in your math book.
- Bastian: Unicorns. They were unicorns.
- Bastian's Father: What?
- Bastian: Nothing.”
Gerald McRaney - Bastian's Father
Barret Oliver - Bastian Balthazar Bux

“- Chloe: Isn't it fun to paint?
- Ricky: I love it! Really calms me down. Frogs aren't purple by the way. Have you ever seen a purple frog?
- Chloe: Yes.
- Ricky: Okay, when? When you were asleep?”
Makenzie Vega - Chloe
Vince Vaughn - Ricky

“- The Great Gonzo: I thought pirates had talking parrots as pets.
- Long John Silver: Talking... parrots?
- Bad Polly: What an imagination. First pirates, now talking parrots, what's next - a singing, dancing mouse with his own amusement park?”
Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo
Tim Curry - Long John Silver
Kevin Clash - Bad Polly

“- Raoul Duke: Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!
- Dr. Gonzo: Don't tell me these things. Not now man.”

Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke
Benicio del Toro - Dr. Gonzo