“- Rudy: Let's have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze!
- Gary: Yeah! Yeah! All the things that make life worth living for!”
Barry Diamond - Rudy
Gary Grossman - Gary

“Hey guys, welcome to the party. If you're gonna have sex, please... do it in my parents' bedroom.”
Rob Benedict - Preston Wasserstein

- Katy: Hey, Droz, how 'bout this: tonight, at the Pit, "everyone gets laid".
- James 'Droz' Andrews: It's tasteless, disgusting, and offensive. I love it.

Megan Ward - Katy
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews

“- Kay King: Brod, I'm so flattered that you could come! George told me not even to bother inviting you because you never show up at these affairs.
- Brod: I figured, what the hell, the booze is free and maybe I'll get laid.”
Sally Kellerman - Kay King
Broderick Crawford - Brod

“- Rose: I'm gonna take you to a club, you're gonna meet some young stupid hot guy, and you're gonna take all your anger and aggression out on his penis.
- Meghan: I don't know, I don't do that with penises.”
Gillian Jacobs - Rose
Jan Struther - Meghan