“- Penny: Shut up, Joseph. You're such a tight ass. Do you have to be so one-dimensional?
- Joseph: Excuse me for living in this dimension.”

Dianne Wiest - Penny
Kevin Kline - Joseph

“You showed us we can change things by simply believing them to be different.”

Kate Winslet - Sylvia Llewelyn Davies

“- Julie Winston: I wish I could change things.
- Kevin Corrigan: But you can't. That only happens in fairy tales.”
Courteney Cox - Julie Winston
Robert Duncan McNeill - Kevin Corrigan

“One day they'll tell a story about a human who came from the stars and changed our world. Some will say it was just a fairy tale, but it was never real. But I'll know.”
Helena Bonham Carter - Ari

“The true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart.”
Tom Hanks - Santa Claus