“I used to believe that marriage would diminish me, reduce my options. That you had to be someone less to live with someone else when, of course, you have to be someone more.”
Candice Bergen

“My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.”
Cathy Ladman

“When I get married, it will be for life - divorce is not an option.”
Kelly Rowland

“Personally I know nothing about sex, because I've always been married.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

My marriage license reads, "To whom it may concern".
Mickey Rooney