“- Charlie: Well, we can't be calling you Milky if your comin' with us, so what's your name?
- Whitey: Casper, but my friends call me Whitey.
- Charlie: Uh, okay.”

Jim Carrey - Charlie
Michael Bowman - Whitey

“There's just more to it than picking the right color. It's the texture, the weight of the material. One wrong choice, it can destroy the look of the entire room. There was this one customer that came to me, he wanted solid colored drapes in a little girl's room. I said 'Don't do it.' - You need butterflies, polka dots, balloons.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - T-800

“- Trent: So, what'd you think of that Dorothy girl?
- Mike: The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. Does that make me some kind of fag?”
Vince Vaughn - Trent
Jon Favreau - Mike

- Reggie: You know, your son looks like a fag to me.
- Anita McCambridge: I beg your pardon?
- Reggie: You better get re-married again, or he's gonna have someone's cock in his mouth before you can say "Jack Robinson".
Paul Newman - Reggie
Kathryn Walker - Anita McCambridge

“I look like some cock-sucking faggot in this thing.”

Stephen Mendillo - Jim Ahern