“- Palumbo: Don't you think it's time for a wedding?
- Zalmie: How can I ask her? I don't have a cent.
- Palumbo: You should have thought of that before you got her pregnant.
- Zalmie: Who thinks at a time like that?”
Ben Frommer - Palumbo
Jeffrey Lippa - Zalmie

“- Hannah: My ex stepdad Ron is a little... over protective.
- Ron: Are you thinking about marrying her?
- Christian: [deeply felt] No.
- Ron: What if she gets pregnant?
- Christian: Still no. But hell no. I like this guy!”
Kali Hawk - Hannah Steele
Mike Epps - Ron
Marlon Wayans - Christian Black

“Since everyone in town realized that Patty wasn't just larding up from French fries, he had no choice.”

Liane Balaban - Moonie Pottie

“- Dennis: Look, even if you did get pregnant, I'd marry you.
- Odette: Do you believe in centralized government or states' rights?
- Dennis: What?
- Odette: I just want to know the kind of guy I'm marrying.
- Dennis: I'm starting to get the distinct impression you don't want to do this anymore.”

Matthew Lawrence - Dennis
Gaby Hoffmann - Odette

“You didn't get pregnant with your legs closed!”

Jill Parker-Jones - Lamaze Instructor