“- Florentino: He talkin' loco... crazy... somethin' about a sick horse comin' to get us.
- Johnny Ringo: That's not what he said, you ignorant wretch. Your Spanish is worse than your English.”

Paul Ben-Victor - Florentino
Michael Biehn - Johnny Ringo

“- Angelica: I already learned to parsley-boo Francie. That means speak French.
- Susie Carmichael: I feel bad for the French people who will hear you.”
Cheryl Chase - Angelica
Cree Summer - Susie Carmichael

“Only very foolish mouse makes nest in cat's ear.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“Suspicion is the only toy of fools.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“Go ahead, make a fool of yourself, then maybe you'll listen to your conscience.”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket