“- Charles: You're certainly a funny girl for anybody to meet who's just been up the Amazon for a year.
- Jean: Good thing you weren't up there two years.”
Henry Fonda - Charles
Barbara Stanwyck - Jean

“- Darren: Hi, I'm Darren.
[Judith looks confused and unimpressed]
- Darren: Darren. My friend said you wanted to meet me.
- Judith: He lied.
- Darren: Haha, that's a good one.
- Judith: No, seriously. I don't want to meet you.”
Jason Biggs - Darren
Amanda Peet - Judith

“- John Beckwith: For longer than I care to remember, my business has been crashing weddings. I crashed weddings to meet girls. Business was good. I met a lot of girls. It was childish and it was juvenile.
- Claire Cleary: And pathetic.”
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith
Rachel McAdams - Claire Cleary

“- Kitty Foyle: Then you mean I won't ever sin or anything.
- Tom Foyle: Well, it might not keep you from sinning, but by Judas Priest, it'll keep you from getting any fun out of it.”

Ginger Rogers - Kitty Foyle
Ernest Cossart - Tom Foyle

“- Wayne Carter: I think you could turn a man's head very easily if he wasn't careful.
- Flower Belle: There's no fun in being too careful.”
Dick Foran - Wayne Carter
Mae West - Flower Belle Lee