“- Alan: I was so upset when my grandpa died.
- Phil: How'd he die?
- Alan: World War II.
- Phil: Died in battle?
- Alan: No, he was skiing in Vermont, it was just during World War II.”
Zach Galifianakis - Alan
Bradley Cooper - Phil

“I fell asleep without realizing it. And when I awakened, there were all my relatives speaking in low tones and saying nothing but the kindest things about me. Then I knew I was dead.”

Don Ameche - Henry Van Cleve

“- Richard Temple: Wise man. Oysters can kill, you know.
- Durward Lely: Oh, unquestionably!
- Richard Temple: I had an aunt, choked on a scallop at Herne Bay.
- Durward Lely: Really?
- Richard Temple: Tragic.”

Timothy Spall - Richard Temple
Kevin McKidd - Durward Lely

“- Roger: You're not going to die.
- Sherlock Holmes: I'm 93.
- Roger: I had a great-uncle who lived to be 102.
- Sherlock Holmes: Well done. That seals my fate. What are the odds that you would know two men who would live that long?”
Milo Parker - Roger
Sir Ian McKellen - Sherlock Holmes

“Cowards die many times before their death; the valiant only taste death but once.”
Wentworth Miller - Young Coleman Silk