“Not eating meat is a decision. Eating meat is an instinct!”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Fred: What should I do, Ira?
- Governon: What should he do about what?
- Glenda Gardenia Parks: The chicken, Fred is a vegetarian and doesn't know if he should eat it.
- Dist. Atty. Ira J. Parks: Eat the chicken, Fred.”
Robert Guillaume - Fred
George Grizzard - Governor
Goldie Hawn - Glenda Parks
Charles Grodin - Ira Parks

“I can't believe I ate meat for him. I mean, it was fish, but still. I don't eat anything with a face.”

Sophia Bush - Beth

“- Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson: How can I trust a man who won't eat a good old-fashioned American hotdog?
- Jim Street: He's a vegetarian.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson
Colin Farrell - Jim Street

“I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetarian.”
Eric Bogosian - Phido the Vulture