“- Harry Dunne: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
- Mary Swanson: Really? That's weird.
- Harry Dunne: Yeah, we called it a Bullshit.”
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne
Lauren Holly - Mary Swanson

- Natalie: What's his or her name?
- Steven: Dog!
- Natalie: You named your dog "Dog"?
- Steven: See, I thought about 'Cat', but...
Leilani Sarelle - Natalie
Clyde Hayes - Steven

“What good is a wooden dog? Sure they swim better, but what am I gonna call him, Splinter?”

Jim Varney - Ernest

“- Kostya Novotny: This dog, how you call it? Bull pit?
- Monty Brogan: No, Pit-Bull.”
Tony Siragusa - Kostya Novotny
Edward Norton - Monty Brogan

“- Alex: Haven't you even had a dog?
- Benson: A few times.
- Alex: Didn't they have names?
- Benson: Just something to eat.”
Farrah Fawcett - Alex
Harvey Keitel - Benson