“I hate men who smell like beer and bean dip... and makin' love in the back of recreational vehicles!”
Bette Midler - Sadie Ratliff

“No more G-strings. No more smoky rooms, and potheads, and hookers, and those old terrible men, and the tassels.”
Vanna White - Mickey

“- Adam: They say women are the sensitive ones, but I've never seen it. They're as cold as party ice.
- Victoria: I don't think that sucking on countless nipples makes one an authority on sensitivity.”
Johnathon Schaech - Adam
Kaitlin Hopkins - Victoria

“You're sensitive. An uncommon quality in a man.”

Helena Bonham Carter - Ari

“The only way to deal with vulgarity is to rise above it.”
Toby Jones - Truman Capote