“- Harvey Pekar: You don't have any problems with moving to Cleveland?
- Joyce Brabner: Not really. I find most American cities to be depressing in the same way.”
Paul Giamatti - Harvey Pekar
Hope Davis - Joyce Brabner

“I can't believe I'm sitting here in Buffalo. The only town where you can have a good time without enjoying yourself.”
Wendie Malick - Inez

“Miami sucks. But the cops are kind of nice.”
Dennis Farina - Henry Desalvo

“This is L.A., vato. And you're about to find out that this fucking city can kill anybody!”

Georges Corraface - Cuervo Jones

“- Taslima: What are you doing here in LA?
- Snake Plissken: Dying.”
Valeria Golino - Taslima