“He's a wonderful guy and a terrific doctor. Never lost a patient. Got a couple of them pregnant, but never lost one.”

Woody Allen - Andrew

“- Jean: I don't think she knows much about how to make love to a man.
- Matthew: She must know something, she's pregnant.
- Jean: That's what I mean. A girl who knows how to make love to a man would never let that happen.”
Rebecca Nelson - Jean Coughlin
Martin Donovan - Matthew Slaughter

“- Vincent: Are you sure you can do this?
- Sam: I once removed a guy's appendix with a grapefruit spoon.”

Jean Reno - Vincent
Robert De Niro - Sam

“- King Henry VIII: With no man to hold onto how do you plan to stay on your horse?
- Anne Boleyn: As you do Your Grace, with my thighs.”
Eric Bana - Henry Tudor
Natalie Portman - Anne Boleyn

“- Phil Foster: No, no, no, no, no. I can't do this.
- Claire Foster: Yeah, you can. Because you are a beautiful and amazing man, and the father of my children, and you are gonna get in there and work that pole like a runaway.”
Steve Carrell - Phil Foster
Tina Fey - Claire Foster