“- Calculus Entropy: Should I be doing anything?
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: No, not really, um... as soon as you get that trunk upstairs and have finished your nap I guess you could fix that step and jump down, turn around and pick a bale of cotton. And while I'm gone see to it Miss Scarlet stays away from the union army will you?”
Cleavon Little - Calculus Entropy
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

“- Willie: How much money we got left?
- Eddie: We got a lot.
- Willie: Count it.
- Eddie: Hey, Willie, why are you always telling me what to do?
- Willie: Seems like if I don't tell you what to do, you don't do anything at all.”
John Lurie - Willie
Richard Edson - Eddie

“There are two types of people: those that talk the talk and those that walk the walk. People who walk the walk sometimes talk the talk but most times they don't talk at all, 'cause they walkin'. Now, people who talk the talk, when it comes time for them to walk the walk, you know what they do? They talk people like me into walkin' for them.”
Anthony Anderson - Key

“Everybody says one thing and then does another.”
Reese Witherspoon - Nicole Walker

“- Kimberly: A minute is all it takes for you to do insurmountable amounts of damage, Rick. I've put up with all the frat-brat, Peter-Pan bullshit I can take.
- Rick Latimer: That's your therapist talking, not you.
- Kimberly: At least somebody was talking; You weren't.”
Sharon Thomas Cain - Kimberly
Jim Belushi - Rick Latimer