“You a politician, or does lying just run in your family?”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Idgie Threadgoode

“- Congressman David Dilbeck: My brain has just turned to shit...
- Chris Rojo: Well hey, that's why you're in Congress!”
Burt Reynolds - Congressman David Dilbeck
José Zúñiga - Chris Rojo

“- President Russell P. Kramer: It's a kick in the balls. Sorry, sweetheart.
- Margaret Kramer: Please, I'm a politician's wife. I have a set of my own.”
Jack Lemmon - President Russell P. Kramer
Lauren Bacall - Margaret Kramer

“- Cathal Brugha: The Minister is as usual exceeding his brief!
- Michael Collins: And what is my brief, Cathal?
- Cathal Brugha: Intelligence.
- Michael Collins: Bullshit! I'm Minister for Gun-Running, DaylightRobbery, and General Mayhem.”
Gerard McSorley - Cathal Brugha
Liam Neeson - Michael Collins

“- Trudi: Isn't that girl Sara awful? I mean, what's with that accent?
- Harris K. Telemacher: She has an accent because she's English.
- Trudi: Or maybe she's just trying to impress everybody.
- Harris K. Telemacher: Oh, like that big phony, Winston Churchill.”
Marilu Henner - Trudi
Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher