“- Padre: [offers Machete a cigar] Cuban?
- Machete: Mexican.”
Cheech Marin - Padre
Danny Trejo - Machete

“- Eloise: If you got cold feet honey, I'll take over for you. That little red dress of yours fits me just perfect.
- Kiki Walker: Someday you'll try on my coffin and I hope it fits you just perfect.”
Ariel Heath - Eloise
Jean Brooks - Kiki Walker

“- Xander Cage: Let us big boys have a conversation.
- Yelena: Do you want some ice before your brain overheats?
- Xander Cage: You could chisel some off your heart, if you could find it.”
Vin Diesel - Xander Cage
Asia Argento - Yelena

“- Kit Latura: This water is 38 degrees. So, the only thing we have to worry about is Hypothermia.
- LaTonya: Hypo-what?
- Sarah Crighton: Hypothermia. It's when your body loses heat and shuts down. When your body is getting tired, really, you're getting dead. Does that sound fair enough?”

Sylvester Stallone - Kit Latura
Trina McGee - LaTonya
Karen Young - Sarah Crighton

“Not my kids. I was never gonna have my girls know what it was like. I was never gonna have them go hungry or cold or scared. Never, you hear me? Never!”
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Anney Boatwright