- Jim Levenstein: Maybe we should give him a chance. You know, I think... I think that underneath all the "fucks" and "shits" and "blow me's", there's a very sensitive person who's just thirsty for acceptance. That's... that's what I think.
- Michelle Flaherty: Oh, Jim... you gotta stop masturbating... it's melting your brain.

Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein
Alyson Hannigan - Michelle Flaherty

“- Shrek: What're the flowers for?
- Princess Fiona: For getting rid of Donkey.”

Mike Myers - Shrek
Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona

“Wolves make great pets, don't they? So long as that ain't your sheep they're eating...”
Julius Harris - Speedbagger

“- Kevin Flynn: She still leave her clothes all over the floor?
- Lora: Flynn!
- Alan Bradley: No!
- Lora: Alan!
- Alan Bradley: I mean, not that often.
- Lora: Now you can see why all his friends are 14 years old!”
Jeff Bridges - Kevin Flynn
Cindy Morgan - Lora
Bruce Boxleitner - Alan Bradley

“We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of what's different... well, who knows.”
Madeleine Blaustein - Meowth