“- Sailor: When I die, I want to be 'excramated' and I want my ashes sprinkled in the old briny. At least I'd be part of the sea forever, and ever.
- Fumes: That's beautiful, man, beautiful. Like when I die, I want to go just like my daddy, boom! Peaceful, in his sleep.”
Howard Morris - Sailor
Teddy Wilson - Fumes

“Dust to dust, ash to ash. Let's take him downstairs and burn his ass.”

Isaac Hayes - Aloysius

“You know, there are some children who aren't really children at all. They're just pillars of flame that burn everything they touch. And there are some children who are just pillars of ash, that fall apart if you touch them. Me and Victor, we were children of flame and ash.”
Evan Adams - Thomas Builds-the-Fire

“- Todd Wolfhouse: We've got to go back and get grandpa's ashes.
- Jan Wolfhouse: You go, I'm never leaving this place.”
Erik Stolhanske - Todd Wolfhouse
Paul Soter - Jan Wolfhouse

“- Ed: What's that stuff they're putting in the burgers?
- Dexter Reed: I don't know... but I'll bet you that's what makes those burgers grow so big.
- Ed: We should get some of that stuff for Good Burger.
- Dexter Reed: No, man! That stuff's got to be illegal.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed