“I just love a man in uniform. Policemen are the best.”
Tami Erin - Pippi Longstocking

“- Charlie Mackenzie: You look like Huggy Bear from 'Starsky and Hutch'.
- Tony Giardino: What do ya mean? I look hip!
- Charlie Mackenzie: No, you look like an undercover cop trying to look hip.
- Tony Giardino: I am an undercover cop trying to look hip.”
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie
Anthony LaPaglia - Tony Giardino

“- State Trooper: Pullover!
- Harry Dunne: No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.”

Harland Williams - State Trooper
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne

“I think we should arrest him for what he's wearing!”

Emilio Estevez - Bill Reimers

“- Policeman: Come on up to the station house, the Lieutenant is throwing a party.
- Janie Barlow: Can't I even get some clothes!
- Policeman: No, he wants you just as you are.
- Janie Barlow: Oh, it's that kind of a party!”

Frank Hagney - Policeman
Joan Crawford - Janie Barlow