“Imagine a substance in daily use everywhere. Anyone can lay his hands on it, and within a minute after taking, the victim's beautifully out of the way. Mind you, it's undetectable after death.”

Auriol Lee - Isobel Sedbusk

“- George: She's a woman of substance. A lady.
- Thomas: I thought you said she was a tart. A tall thin black tart.
- George: Maybe, but she's still a fucking lady.”

Bob Hoskins - George
Robbie Coltrane - Thomas

“- Joe Bowers: What are these electrolytes? Do you even know?
- Secretary of State: It’s what… they use to make Brawndo!
- Joe Bowers: Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?
- Secretary of Defense: Because Brawndo's got electrolytes.”
Luke Wilson - Joe Bauers
David Herman - Secretary of State
Anthony 'Citric' Campos - Secretary of Defense

“Salt burns, iron burns away the strength of any creature of the dark. Tincture of copper, for flesh wounds. Silverbane, repels witches. Ogre scrotum, for your own enjoyment.”

Jeff Bridges - Master Gregory

“I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?”
Robin Williams - Teddy Roosvelt