“- Jerry Falgout: Can I buy you a drink, Lieutenant? As I recall, you used to get kinda thirsty 'bout this time of day.
- Dave Robicheaux: Hey, you're gettin' in my face, partner.
- Jerry Falgout: So?
- Dave Robicheaux: So right about now I'm thinkin' your head'd make a real nice toilet brush.”
Tuck Milligan - Jerry Falgout
Alec Baldwin - Dave Robicheaux

“- Private Drake: They ain't paying us enough for this, man.
- Corporal Dietrich: Not enough to have to wake up to your face, Drake.
- Private Drake: What? Is that a joke?
- Corporal Dietrich: Oh, I wish it were.”
Mark Rolston - Private Drake
Cynthia Dale Scott - Corporal Dietrich

“- Claire Keesey: So what do you do for work?
- Doug MacRay: Boston Sanding Gravel, I break rocks. Punch the ticket at the end of the day, slide down the back of a Brontosaurus like Fred Flintstone, call it a night.”
Rebecca Hall - Claire Keesey
Ben Affleck - Doug MacRay

“- Dave: Hell, I don't want to go to collegeDad. To hell with them. I'm proud of being a cutter.
- Dad: You're not a cutter. I'm a cutter.”
Dennis Christopher - Dave
Paul Dooley - Dad

“- Harry Dunne: Yeah, I lost my job too.
- Lloyd Christmas: Man, You are one pathetic loser. No offense.
- Harry Dunne: No, none taken.”
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas