“- Lisa: You pig, you're responsible for degrading all of those women.
- Clark: Equally degradable in pornographic films.”

Robyn Lynne Raab - Lisa
Ron Jeremy - Clark

“Whenever I look at naked ladies, I get really tired. Then I get my second wind, and then I want to look at more naked ladies.”
Wilmer Valderrama - Fez

“Horror movies turn on chicks faster than porno.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“- Lt. Frank Drebin: She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
- Ed Hocken: Frank, snap out of it! You're looking at her like she was your mother for Christ's sake!”

Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
George Kennedy - Ed Hocken

“Didn't yo mama eva tell you how ta treat a lady? That's not nice.”
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman